Cid jokes police jokes
"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
पुलिस की नौकरी के लिए मनोज इंटरव्यू देने गया पुलिस (मनोज से – बिना लाठी या गोली चलाए भीड़ को तितर बितर करना हो तो, क्या करोगे? मनोज (पुलिस से) – मैं झोली फैलाकर चंदा मांगने लगूंगा।
Constable:Si, Kal Rat ko Kediyon ne jail me ramayan ka natak kia thae
Jailer: to isme pareshaan hone ki kya baat hai?
Constable: Sir, Hanumaan bana kaidi sanjivni lekar abhi tak wapas nahi lauta hai..
Cid Jokes Over Speeding Car
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the car in back of me."