Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Cid jokes: Police men and old men

Cid jokes police jokes
"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Police jokes man and policeman for over speeding

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Friday, September 23, 2011

How to give Interview of police

पुलिस की नौकरी के लिए मनोज इंटरव्यू देने गया पुलिस (मनोज से – बिना लाठी या गोली चलाए भीड़ को तितर बितर करना हो तो, क्या करोगे? मनोज (पुलिस से) – मैं झोली फैलाकर चंदा मांगने लगूंगा।

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

CID Jokes Ramayan in Jail

Constable:Si, Kal Rat ko Kediyon ne jail me ramayan ka natak kia thae
Jailer: to isme pareshaan hone ki kya baat hai?
Constable: Sir, Hanumaan bana kaidi sanjivni lekar abhi tak wapas nahi lauta hai..

Friday, September 16, 2011

Cid Jokes: Over Speeding Car

Cid Jokes Over Speeding Car
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the car in back of me."

Monday, September 5, 2011

CID Jokes Police Jokes

If You Think A Greased Pig Constest Consists Of Greasing Up Your Local Cop And Chasing Him You Might Be A Redneck

Santa and CID Jokes

Q: How Many Cops Does It Take To Throw A Nigger Down The Stairs? 
a: None. He Fell.